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Unless I was chartering a whale watching boat for tourists, or spending my days cleaning marine mammal tanks at a world class Oceanarium , I don't think I could love my work any more than I do. I may try and pass myself off as a self respecting geek in the real world, but I am a complete NERD for anything to do with Event Management.
Articles, magazines, books, reviews, images, checklists, How-To's and How-Not-To's, event manuals... Oh gosh, event manuals. Who would have thought someone would get excited about emergency contact lists, run sheets, floor plans, build schedules...? Me, that's who.
The term Event Nerd is probably not one that is completely original, but I'm running with it. I realised it was true when some friends of mine, who run a successful Pop Culture website and podcast called (Cool)Shite on the Tube, posted a question about 'Collectors'. What is it that you collect? Coins, stamps, comics, scarves, CD's, shoes...?
I had to think long and hard. Since my little turn with The X Files when I was a teenager, I've never been really in to collecting anything.
Sure, I have a healthy DVD collection, but I'm certainly no rival to Civic Video. Comics? Nah, I have two shelves at best and budget doesn't allow for anything more than a passing interest. Celebrity Autographs? Again, nope - the ones I have are a personal reminder of the people I've met, through work or attending conventions or appearances.
So it boiled down to - what is it that I love?
That, my friends, was an easy answer. Events. Event Management. Attending or working, or watching from afar as I read Livejournal reviews, Facebook updates and more recently, live twitter streams. I realised then what it was that I have been unconsciously collecting since day dot: Event Lanyards.

Sounds pretty lame, right? Hear me out.
I'm talking about event passes, ID's, event registration: the things that security will hassle you for every time you walk through a convention hall doorway. I'm being specific, too. Tickets (such as those for theatre, music gigs, movies, etc) don't count. Unless it holds special sentimental value, or is required for taxation purposes, paper or cardboard tickets get thrown out as soon as I empty my wallet. No, I'm talking about those shiny, colourful bits of card, or plastic, laminate - whatever it is, that at some point has to be seen on your person. These days, that mostly means lanyards.
I was first inspired, I think before I had even attended my first real 'event' or convention, by a friend in Sydney who worked in the industry. Apart from the rest of his house being a complete GEEK HEAVEN (now there's a guy who takes DVD collecting seriously), it was a simple but impressive collection of event lanyards hanging from his coat rack. It was not long after that I started my own collection.
They represented to me a number of things:
1. Sentimentality, mostly; a reminder of events that I had attended or worked for, and reflected upon fondly. I will also admit, just quietly, that there's a touch of 'rock star' to an "all access pass". Who wouldn't get a thrill?
2. There's an appreciation of good planning, too. An event lanyard and what comes with it reflects on the quality of the event - does it have a contact list, photo ID, venue map, emergency procedures? Is the lanyard itself sponsored or otherwise branded? Does it come with a pouch to hold the rest of your essential goodies, or is it a hole punched bit of paper that you have to find a safety pin with which to attach it to your shirt?
3. Lastly, an appreciation of art and design. We're not talking about a Warhol or da Vinci here, but tasteful and thoughtful consideration about how the whole lanyard and ID combo represents your event. Colourful and informative is great. Themeing is awesome. Practicality is key.
I have all sorts of examples, from the simple name tag through to ones I could use in place of a hand bag. Basic monotone to gorgeously designed. Some have even managed to be both - simple but beautiful one-off productions, commissioned by respected international artists. A REAL collectible.
Sadly, as I moved my way up through the ranks of venues and event companies, my work ID surpassed the requirement for a special event lanyard/ID, to the point where I will admit that I've asked the organiser of a particularly spectacular event if they had a spare left over just so I could add it to my collection of memories.
The following are some of my favourites. I'm biased because, as some of you know, I'm heavily involved in the Supanova Pop Culture Expo events, but even if I wasn't, they'd make my list of good lanyards and great memories.
The ID's are only a sample of those I've collected over the years - many have been lost, destroyed or are otherwise AWOL. They're created by a friend and one of the senior staff of Supanova, reflecting each event with either graphics commissioned by one of the visiting artists, or an image of one of the main celebrity guests (the blue one being Karl Urban of Lord of the Rings and Star Trek fame, who coincidently will be back for the Brisbane and Melbourne events in April).
The second example is another Supanova event of sorts - in 2007, Warner Bros. Movie World held an amazing 'sci-fi & fantasy' themed night in their parklands in conjunction with the Brisbane Expo. This particular ID was for the VIP area, although I will admit I spent less time there than I did exploring the transformed park, gawking at amazing costumes, and riding the roller coasters.
There you have it. My collection, albeit smaller than what some people posses, but at least some visual evidence that I am a self confessed but unashamed #eventnerd.